You Got Some ‘Splainin’ to do, Lucy !

Here is Christian radio-evangelist, Harold Camping‘s explanation of why the rapture didn’t occur as he predicted.

It’s spiritual, not physical.

“He also said he would not give any money back to listeners who may have quit their jobs or used up their life savings to spread the message of the May 21 Doomsday.

“No, that money is still going out,” he said. “We are not out of business, we’ve learned that we still have to go another five months.””

Your followers just learned the exact same thing.  God’s funny like that, huh?

According to Will Graham, the grandson of Billy Graham:
“Harold couldn’t be more right. The end of the world is coming,”

But for the ultimate authority on the matter,

Here’s Dave….

I’m down wif dat !



2 thoughts on “You Got Some ‘Splainin’ to do, Lucy !

  1. Great article! I just posted this to my Facebook. Hope it gets some readers.

    Yes, I listened to Harold Camping Monday night and heard all of this (except for the Will Graham part if it was there). I lost all respect and sympathy for him after hearing him Monday night. I admit his followers are gullible sheeple and brought it on themselves, but when I listened to Harold Camping, he did not even bother feigning remorse or sympathy for his followers who squandered life savings according to his teachings, but seemed much more concerned with CYAing his posterior (in the light of potential lawsuits, I guess, which I hope descend on him like locusts).

    I just read the Will Graham piece too right before starting this. God, these religious people never miss a beat or a chance to capitalize on fear and guilt and promises of destruction to peddle their own flavor of religion! Sure, nobody can calculate the date of Jesus Christ’s return. Jesus even tried calculating it himself and asserted a general timeline of the lifetime of the current generation (Matthew 24:34) and even he blew it. Oh well, nobody’s perfect. Wait….

    Posted by byroniac | May 24, 2011, 9:55 pm


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